| au.to.nym | A word formed from the initial letters of automobile,
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| AMC | A Monster Cookie Assemblies May Collapse Ain't My Car |
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| AUDI | Accelerates under Demonic Influences Always Unsafe Design Implementations |
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| AVANTI | A Valian Attemp, Nonetheless Tottaly Inept |
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| BATMOBILE | Bastard Attains Terrible Mileage, Oh But It Looks Exciting |
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| B.M.W. | Big Money Waste Brutal Money Waster Big Money Works Bust My Wallet Beats My Wife Bite My Weiney (BACKWARDS) Wanted Mercedes Benz Bavarian Mud Wagon |
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| BRONCO | Black Riders Occupy National Coverage Occassionally |
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| BUICK | Built Under Influences O'Captian Kangaroo Butt Ugly Incorprating Certain Kinkyness Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer |
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| CHEVROLET |
Cheap Heavily Equipped Vehicle Running On Least Expensive Tires Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Longe Extended Trips |
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| COLT | Cuba's Original Light Truck |
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| CORVETTE | Commonly Ordered Race Vehicle Enjoyed til Testoterone Elapses |
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| COSWORTH | Comes On Strong, Winding Out, Rattles to Highheaven |
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| DATSUN | Driven Around Tokyo, Soldta Unknown Nations |
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| DELOREAN | Don't Ever Lend One Rich Egomaniac Alotta Narcotics |
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| DODGE |
Dead Or Dying Garage Equiptment Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Damned Over Done Go-kart Engine |
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| FESTIVA | Faulty Engineering, Supplied To Inept Virtuous Alumni |
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| FIAT |
Foolish Italian Attempting Transportation Found In A Toilet Fix It Again, Tony Failiar In Automotive Technology Freak'n Italian Army Tank Fix It All the Time |
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| FORD | From Old Rusted Dodges Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Flip Over Read Directions Forgotten On Race Day F**kers Only Run Downhill First On Race Day F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge (BACKWARDS) Drivers Return On Foot First On Rust and Detoriation First On Recall Day For Off Road Destruction F**kin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge |
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| GM |
General Misfit General Maintenance General Malfunction |
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| GMC |
Godawful Mechanical Creation Garbage Man's Choice Gotta Mechanic Coming Good Mountain Climber General Mess of Crud Generic Model Chevrolet Generic Motor Cars Gay Man's Chevy Get More Chain Grampa's Milk Cart |
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| GEO | Generally Everything Obsolete |
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| GREMLIN | Great Reception, Eventually Most Lost In Never-Neverland |
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| HONDA |
Historically Orientals Never Drove Automobiles Had One, Never Did Again How Odd, No Damn Acceleration |
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| HYUNDAI |
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import |
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| JEEP | Just Enough Essential Parts |
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| KIA | Korean Itchy Ass |
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| MCLAREN | Machines Constanly Lose, Although Run Every Night |
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| MERCEDES | Magnificently Engineered Car Enjoyed Daily, Especially Sundays |
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| MERCURY | Malfunctioning Engines Reduce Car Life Unless Rebuilt |
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| MIATA | Manufacrured In A Tight-ass Atmosphere |
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| MOPAR |
More Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Parts And Rust Millions Of Parts Arranged Recklessly Move Over, Pass Another Ratchet More Odd Parts And Repairs |
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| MUSTANG |
Mostly Used Steady Towing and Neutral Gear Messed Up Shit That Ain't No Good |
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| OLDSMOBILE |
Old Ladies Drive'em Slowly, Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie Old ladies driving slowly make others behind infuriatingly late everyday |
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| PONTIAC |
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac Puts Out Noxious Toxins Inducing Acute Chocking Poor Nicauguin thinks Its A Caddilliac |
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| SAAB |
Stupid Auto's Always Broken Somewhat Apathetic Automotive Blunder Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Something An Asshole Buys Something Almost Always Breaks |
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| SHELBY | Shit Happens, Eventually Loses By Yards |
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| TOYOTA | To Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile |
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| VEGA | Virtuous Engineering Gone Astray |
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| VIPER | Very Impressively Packaged Ex Rambler |
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| VOLKSWAGON | Virtually Obsolete Leaving Kraut Showroom, Warranties, Accessories, Guarentees, Everythings Negotialble |
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| VW | Virtually Worthless |
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| VOLVO | Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object |
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| YUGO | Yep, Ugliness Goes Over |
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